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"Your moma" jokes
« Thread Started on Jul 30, 2005, 5:34pm »		[Quote]
Dont take these literaly.

Your moma's so fat, that she when she went around the house, she went AROUND the house.

your Moma's so stupid, she drowned in a wave at a football game.
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« Reply #1 on Aug 2, 2005, 1:48am »		[Quote]
Hehe love them


Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator!
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« Reply #2 on Aug 2, 2005, 1:07pm »		[Quote]
thats a good one. Your moma so fat, that when she jumped up, she got stuck.
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« Reply #3 on Aug 4, 2005, 1:12am »		[Quote]
hahaha

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« Reply #4 on Aug 4, 2005, 12:58pm »		[Quote]
Your mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
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« Reply #5 on Aug 5, 2005, 2:27am »		[Quote]
Your mummas so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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« Reply #6 on Aug 6, 2005, 12:55am »		[Quote]
Your momas so fat, that when she wore a yellow rain coat, people yelled: "TAXI! TAXI!"
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« Reply #7 on Feb 15, 2006, 7:09pm »		[Quote]
You moma so stupid, that she learned the alphebet from her grades.
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« Reply #8 on Jul 9, 2008, 5:41am »		[Quote]
Your momas sooo fat, when god said "let there be light" he asked her to move
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« Reply #9 on Jul 9, 2008, 6:33pm »		[Quote]
Your moma so fat, that when she walked in front of you while watching tv, you missed 256 episodes of your favorite show!
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« Reply #10 on Jul 19, 2008, 11:48pm »		[Quote]
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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« Reply #11 on Jul 23, 2008, 5:47pm »		[Quote]
Your moma so fat, when she goes to KFC and asks for chicken and the man asks her what size bucket, she say the one on the roof.
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